it were.
Dorothy (her face clearing and wreathing with smiles). What a comedy
of errors it has all been! I--I believe you, Mr. Yardsley.
Yardsley. Thank Heaven! And--ah--you aren't going to say anything
more, D--Dorothy?
Dorothy. I'm afraid--
Yardsley. Are you going to make me go through that proposal all over
again, now that I've got myself into so much trouble saying it the
first time--Dorothy?
Dorothy. No, no. You needn't--you needn't speak of it again.
Barlow (aside). Good! That's his conge.
Yardsley. And--then if I--if I needn't say it again? What then?
Can't I have--my answer now? Oh, Miss Andrews--
Dorothy (with downcast eyes, softly). What did Jennie say?
Yardsley (in ecstasy). Do you mean it?
Barlow. I fancy--I fancy I'd better go now, Miss--er--Miss Andrews.
I--I--have an appointment with Mr. Wilkins, and--er--I observe that
it is getting rather late.
Yardsley. Don't go yet, Jack. I'm not so anxious to be rid of you
now.
Barlow. I must go--really.
Yardsley. But I want you to make me one promise before you go.
Dorothy. He'll make it, I'm sure, if I ask him. Mr. Yardsley and I
want you--want you to be our best man.
Yardsley. That's it, precisely. Eh, Jack?
Barlow. Well, yes. I'll be--second-best man, The events of the
afternoon have shown my capacity for that.
Yardsley. Ah!
Barlow. And I'll show my sincerity by wearing Bob's hat and coat
into the street now and letting the fury of Hicks fall upon me.
Jennie. If you please, Miss Dorothy--I--I think I can attend to Mr.
Hicks.
Dorothy. Very well. I think that would be better. You may go,
Jennie.
[Jennie departs.
Barlow. Well, good-day. I--I've had a very pleasant afternoon,
Miss--Andrews. Thanks for the--the cambric tea.
Dorothy. Good-bye, and don't forget.
Barlow. I'm afraid--I won't. Good-bye, Bob. I congratulate you
from my heart. I was in hopes that I should have the pleasure of
having you for a best man at my wedding, but--er--there's many a
slip, you know, and I wish you joy.
[Yardsley shakes him by the hand, and Barlow goes out. As he
disappears through the portieres Yardsley follows, and, holding the
curtain aside, looks after him until the front door is heard closing.
Then he turns about. Dorothy looks demurely around at him, and as he
starts to go to her side the curtain falls.
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