's not often taken in with a empty can.'

This was naturally mortifying for Maurice, but he pretended not to hear,
and jumped from the window to the tea-table and patted the milk-jug.

'Come,' said the cook, 'that's more like it,' and she poured him out a
full saucer and set it on the floor.

Now was the chance Maurice had longed for. Now he could carry out that
idea of his. He was very thirsty, for he had had nothing since that
delicious breakfast in the dust-bin. But not for worlds would he have
drunk the milk. No. He carefully dipped his right paw in it, for his
idea was to make letters with it on the kitchen oil-cloth. He meant to
write: 'Please tell me to leave off being a cat and be Maurice again,'
but he found his paw a very clumsy pen, and he had to rub out the first
'P' because it only looked like an accident. Then he tried again and
actually did make a 'P' that any fair-minded person could have read
quite easily.

'I wish they'd notice,' he said, and before he got the 'l' written they
did notice.

'Drat the cat,' said cook; 'look how he's messing the floor up.'

And she took away the milk.

Maurice put pride aside and mewed to have the milk put down again. But
he did not get it.

Very weary, very thirsty, and very tired of being Lord Hugh, he
presently found his way to the schoolroom, where Mabel with patient toil
was doing her home-lessons. She took him on her lap and stroked him
while she learned her French verb. He felt that he was growing very fond
of her. People were quite right to be kind to dumb animals. Presently
she had to stop stroking him and do a map. And after that she kissed him
and put him down and went away. All the time she had been doing the map,
Maurice had had but one thought: _Ink!_

The moment the door had closed behind her--how sensible people were who
closed doors gently--he stood up in her chair with one paw on the map
and the other on the ink. Unfortunately, the inkstand top was made to
dip pens in, and not to dip paws. But Maurice was desperate. He
deliberately upset the ink--most of it rolled over the table-cloth and
fell pattering on the carpet, but with what was left he wrote quite
plainly, across the map:--

'Please tell Lord Hugh
to stop being
a cat and be Mau
rice again.'

'There!' he said; 'they can't make any mistake about that.' They didn't.
But they made a mistake about who had done it, and Mabel was deprived of
jam with her supper bread.

H