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Title: Love Among the Chickens
A Story of the Haps and Mishaps on an English Chicken Farm

Author: P. G. Wodehouse

Illustrator: Armand Both

Release Date: February 6, 2007 [EBook #20532]

Language: English

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LOVE AMONG
THE CHICKENS

A STORY
OF THE HAPS AND MISHAPS ON
AN ENGLISH CHICKEN FARM

BY P. G. WODEHOUSE

ILLUSTRATED BY

ARMAND BOTH

NEW YORK

THE CIRCLE PUBLISHING COMPANY

1909

_Copyright, 1908, by_
A. E. BAERMAN

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CONTENTS

CHAPTER

I. --A LETTER WITH A POSTSCRIPT

II. --UKRIDGE'S SCHEME

III. --WATERLOO, SOME FELLOW-TRAVELERS, AND A GIRL WITH BROWN HAIR

IV. --THE ARRIVAL

V. --BUCKLING TO

VI. --MR. GARNET'S NARRATIVE. HAS TO DO WITH A REUNION

VII. --THE ENTENTE CORDIALE IS SEALED

VIII. --A LITTLE DINNER AT UKRIDGE'S

IX. --DIES IRAE

X. --I ENLIST THE SERVICES OF A MINION

XI. --THE BRAVE PRESERVER

XII. --SOME EMOTIONS AND YELLOW LUBIN

XIII. --TEA AND TENNIS

XIV. --A COUNCIL OF WAR

XV. --THE ARRIVAL OF NEMESIS

XVI. --A CHANCE MEETING

XVII. --OF A SENTIMENTAL NATURE

XVIII. --UKRIDGE GIVES ME ADVICE

XIX. --I ASK PAPA

XX. --SCIENTIFIC GOLF

XXI. --THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM

XXII. --THE STORM BREAKS

XXIII. --AFTER THE STORM

EPILOGUE

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