"Wood, I declare. Mrs. Fixfax is afraid I couldn't manage
coal!"

"And here's a 'normous big box full of sticks," said Lady Magnifico. "I
didn't s'pose wood grew in New York. What now, Mr. Moon? Don't I know
wood is sawed out of trees? Well, what you laughing at, then?"

"Laughing, my lady? Why, who can help it, to see such a jolly room, big
enough to hold a mass-meeting? That's a loud-spoken clock up there.
Wonder if Mother Hubbard notices it's just going to strike twelve?"

Prudy looked up, but did not take the hint.

"I'm so glad I remembered to bring that clock. I always used to tell my
dog I prized it as much as he did his dear little tail.--Why, what's
burning? That child has scorched her slip. Do take care of her,
Mr.--what may I call you?--while I look over this cupboard."

"Call me Dr. Moonshine, if you want to."

"I'm glad I was so thoughtful as to order sugar," continued the
landlady. "It's excellent to drop medicine on. What's this in a bowl?
Ice-cream?"

"Why, don't you know what that is?" said Lady Magnifico, sweeping along
to the cupboard, and dipping in her dainty finger; "that's _condemned
milk_.'

"_Condensed_ milk, her ladyship means," said the doctor, "boiled down,
you know, and thickened. When you make a custard for dinner, you'll have
to put in a tea-kettle full of water."

This was the second hint the young man had thrown out concerning dinner;
but Prudy was not to be hurried.

"What's this in a little caddy? O, it's rice. No; it's what Dotty used
to call _coker whacker_."

"What does she call it now, may I ask?" said the doctor, with an
irritating smile.

"_Patti-coker_--what you s'pose?" was the rash reply. Poor Lady
Magnifico! Little tingles of shame ran down her fingers as soon as she
had spoken, for she saw, by the glances between her landlady and the
doctor, that she had made another mistake.

"O, I like to keep house," cried Fly, holding up her trailing robes, and
dancing over a carpet seam. "What's this goldy thing?"

"Bellows, Toddlekins, to blow up the fire. See me fill out their leather
cheeks."

"What pretty little _blozers_! Let me blow 'em!"

There was a second dash upon the stove, and another scorch in the slip.

"There ought to be a fence built round that stove," said the anxious
father.

"Come, Mother Hubbard, have you seen all there is in the cupboard?
Can't you give this poor old dog a bone?"

"Well, here I am with the care of the family on my shoulders