must admit his audience was not always
sympathetic.
'I don't believe in interfering in these things,' remarked Henry, one
evening, when we were alone, 'but, frankly, I should be really sorry to
see good old William throw himself away on that frivolous, stupid
little Gladys. They'd be desperately unhappy after being married a
week. Couldn't something be said to them, do you think--a hint thrown
out from time to time?'
'Throwing hints--or anything else--wouldn't be of the slightest use,
Henry. Have you ever met a person in love who would listen to sound
advice of the sort? If you want to know how to get yourself intensely
unpopular--with two people at least--try intervening in what you
consider an unsuitable love match.'
I spoke with feeling, for I had once been implored to use my influence
to part a couple who were, to all appearances, acutely incompatible.
The job was distasteful to me, and I only undertook it because there is
a strain of philanthropy in my nature (though that isn't what the
incompatibles called it). My intervention had no effect, of course.
They are now married--and quite happy--and neither of them will speak
to me any more.
Henry continued to look disturbed. 'If he only knew Gladys,' he said,
'but as things are going at present I'm afraid he'll propose before his
eyes are opened.'
I felt troubled. For a day or two I pondered on the distressing
affair, but I was resolutely determined not to intervene. Then it was
the idea occurred to me. To be frank, it was Elizabeth who actually
inspired it. I was giving orders for dinner and was suggesting apple
turnovers for a sweet, when she blandly remarked, 'Talkin' o'
turnovers, Mr. Roarings is dead gone on that there Miss 'Arringay now,
I 'ear.'
'Your hearing does seem unusually good,' I said coldly. Certainly, I
had never mentioned the subject to any one but Henry. It was a
surprise to discover that I had, at the same time, been mentioning it
to Elizabeth as well.
'Nice wife she'd make him,' continued the irrepressible Elizabeth, 'a
flipperty-flapperty piece o' goods like 'er.'
'We will have cheese straws after the sweet, Elizabeth,' I said in
tones of chill rebuke.
'Right-o, 'm. Well, wot are you goin' to _do_ about it?'
'Do about what?'
'Mr. Roarings an' Miss 'Arringay. 'E isn't 'er style as any one could
see with 'arf an eye, but 'e's fair blinded just now. Wot an
eye-opener it'd be if 'e got to know 'er proper--met
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