he stable,
on the other an alley or cloister of laurels led to the larger garden
behind. The young lady, having scattered bread for the birds (for
the fourth or fifth time that day, because the dog ate it), passed
unobtrusively down the lane of laurels and into a glimmering plantation
of evergreens behind. Here she gave an exclamation of wonder, real or
ritual, and looking up at the high garden wall above her, beheld it
fantastically bestridden by a somewhat fantastic figure.

"Oh, don't jump, Mr. Crook," she called out in some alarm; "it's much
too high."

The individual riding the party wall like an aerial horse was a tall,
angular young man, with dark hair sticking up like a hair brush,
intelligent and even distinguished lineaments, but a sallow and almost
alien complexion. This showed the more plainly because he wore an
aggressive red tie, the only part of his costume of which he seemed to
take any care. Perhaps it was a symbol. He took no notice of the girl's
alarmed adjuration, but leapt like a grasshopper to the ground beside
her, where he might very well have broken his legs.

"I think I was meant to be a burglar," he said placidly, "and I have no
doubt I should have been if I hadn't happened to be born in that nice
house next door. I can't see any harm in it, anyhow."

"How can you say such things!" she remonstrated.

"Well," said the young man, "if you're born on the wrong side of the
wall, I can't see that it's wrong to climb over it."

"I never know what you will say or do next," she said.

"I don't often know myself," replied Mr. Crook; "but then I am on the
right side of the wall now."

"And which is the right side of the wall?" asked the young lady,
smiling.

"Whichever side you are on," said the young man named Crook.

As they went together through the laurels towards the front garden
a motor horn sounded thrice, coming nearer and nearer, and a car of
splendid speed, great elegance, and a pale green colour swept up to the
front doors like a bird and stood throbbing.

"Hullo, hullo!" said the young man with the red tie, "here's somebody
born on the right side, anyhow. I didn't know, Miss Adams, that your
Santa Claus was so modern as this."

"Oh, that's my godfather, Sir Leopold Fischer. He always comes on Boxing
Day."

Then, after an innocent pause, which unconsciously betrayed some lack of
enthusiasm, Ruby Adams added:

"He is very kind."

John Crook, journalist, had heard of that emi