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ankind in general, is more decided than that of the talker by his talk:--the latter invariably talks to best purpose with his pen. And good conversationists are more rare than respectable talkers. I know many of the latter; and of the former only five or six:--among whom I can call to mind, just now, Mr. Willis, Mr. J. T. S. S.--of Philadelphia, Mr. W. M. R.--of Petersburg, Va., and Mrs. S----d, formerly of New York. Most people, in conversing, force us to curse our stars that our lot was not cast among the African nation mentioned by Eudoxus--the savages who, having no mouths, never opened them, as a matter of course. And yet, if denied mouth, some persons whom I have in my eye would contrive to chatter on still--as they do now--through the nose. * * * * * All in a hot and copper sky The bloody sun at noon Just up above the mast did stand, No bigger than the moon.--COLERIDGE. Is it possible that the poet did not know the apparent diameter of the moon to be greater than that of the sun? If any ambitious man have a fancy to revolutionize, at one effort, the universal world of human thought, human opinion, and human sentiment, the opportunity is his own--the road to immortal renown lies straight, open, and unencumbered before him. All that he has to do is to write and publish a very little book. Its title should be simple--a few plain words--"My Heart Laid Bare." But--this little book must be _true to its title_. Now, is it not very singular that, with the rabid thirst for notoriety which distinguishes so many of mankind--so many, too, who care not a fig what is thought of them after death, there should not be found one man having sufficient hardihood to write this little book? To _write_, I say. There are ten thousand men who, if the book were once written, would laugh at the notion of being disturbed by its publication during their life, and who could not even conceive _why_ they should object to its being published after their death. But to write it--_there_ is the rub. No man dare write it. No man ever will dare write it. No man _could_ write it, even if he dared. The paper would shrivel and blaze at every touch of the fiery pen. * * * * * For all the rhetorician's rules Teach nothing but to name the tools.--HUDIBRAS. What these oft-quoted lines go to show is, that a falsity in verse will travel faster and endure longer than a falsity in p
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