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. When he reached a street light he would speak musingly to himself, then fall silent until he had trudged along to the next light. Something after this fashion: Corner of Chickasaw Drive and Exall Boulevard: "Well, sir, the older I git the more convinced I am that jest about the time a man decides he knows a little something about human nature it's a shore sign he don't know nothin' a-tall about it, 'specially human nature ez it applies to the female of the species. Now, f'rinstance, you take this here present instance: A woman turns aginst the woman she thinks is her own mother. Then she finds out the other woman ain't her own mother a-tall, and she swings right back round agin and--well, it's got me stumped. Now ef in her place it had 'a' been a man. But a woman--oh, shuckin's, whut's the use?" Corner of Chickasaw Drive and Sycamore Avenue: "Still, of course we've got to figger the baby as a prime factor enterin' into the case and helpin' to straighten things out. Spry little trick fur three days old, goin' on four, wuzn't she? Ought to be purty, too, when she gits herself some hair and a few teeth and plumps out so's she taken up the slack of them million wrinkles, more or less, that she's got now. Babies, now--great institutions anyway you take 'em." Corner of Sycamore Avenue, turning into Clay Street: "And still, dog-gone it, you'll find folks in this world so blind that they'll tell you destiny or fate, or whutever you want to call it, jest goes along doin' things by haphazard without no workin' plans and no fixed designs. But me, I'm different--me. I regard the scheme of creation ez a hell of a success. Look at this affair fur a minute. I go meddlin' along like an officious, absent-minded idiot, which I am, and jest when it looks like nothin' is goin' to result frum my interference but fresh heartaches fur one of the noblest souls that ever lived on this here footstool, why the firm of Providence, Pedaloski and Poindexter steps in, and bang, there you are! It wouldn't happen agin probably in a thousand years, but it shore happened this oncet, I'll tell the world. Let's see, now, how does that there line in the hymn book run?--'moves in a mysterious way His wonders to perform.' Ain't it the truth?" Last street lamp on Clay Street before you come to Judge Priest's house: "And they call 'em the opposite sex! I claim the feller that fust coined that there line wuz a powerful conservative pusson. Oppo
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