s I did to-day
I will never get any cider,' was Mr. Rockefeller's reply to
one of the friends who called to congratulate him."--_New York
Sun._

He may, however, get older, even then.

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[Illustration: SOCIETY NOTES.

WE ARE SORRY TO HEAR THAT, THROUGH THE INCONSIDERATE ACTION OF THE
ANTIQUATED PEOPLE WHO STILL TAKE DOGS TO THE PARK, THE PET RAT OF
LADY PIPER HAD A NARROW ESCAPE FROM WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A SERIOUS
ACCIDENT.]

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THE FOILING OF "THE BLARE."

(_Suggested to a slightly Hibernian brain by the recent ebullition of
generosity on the part of the popular press, which insures its readers
against holiday accidents whilst boating and bathing._)

When I bolt from this city of vapour
To bite the salubrious breeze,
Do you know why I gambol and caper
And plunge with a shout in the seas
Twice the lad that I was
For a lark? It's because
I subscribe to that bountiful paper,
_The Blare_, if you please.

For I know that if currents are shifty,
If cramp should arrive unaware,
I shall die, but my end will be thrifty,
And my host (being also my heir)
Will be amply consoled
By the thought of the gold
(Which amounts to two hundred and fifty)
He'll get from _The Blare_.

"Pray take from your forehead those creases,"
I cry to my friend on the yacht,
"I admit that the mainsail's in pieces
And most of the sheets in a knot;
But remember that if
We go _ponk_ on that cliff
It's _The Blare_ will be paying your nieces
A nice little pot."

But whatever may crash into cruisers
Or wherries when I am afloat,
When the waves have destroyed me like bruisers,
I call on my country to note,
If _The Blare_ should pretend,
When I've passed to my end,
I was one of its constant perusers,
It lies in its throat.

To my tenantless rooms in the City
The rags have been sent, and it's there
That I'll burn them unopened and gritty
Or, if (and it's little I care)
I am whelmed in the wave,
I shall laugh from my grave
At the blow that I've dealt the banditti
Who publish _The Blare_.

EVOE.

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"With one accord they all say, 'Welcome to Ireland!' 'No
more delightful place,' says Mr. Birrell; 'A kindly wel