o already. I know it sounds wild, but it means a
future and a fortune for Featherlooms. I find I don't even have to
talk skirts. They're self-sellers. But I have to talk honesty and
packing.

How did you hit it off with Ella Sweeney? Haven't seen a sign of Fat
Ed Meyers. I'm getting nervous. Do you think he may have exploded at
the equator?

EMMA.

But kind fortune saw fit to add a last sweet drop to Emma McChesney's
already brimming cup. As she reached the docks on the day of her
departure, clad in cool, crisp white from hat to shoes, her quick eye
spied a red-faced, rotund, familiar figure disembarking from the New
York boat, just arrived. The fates, grinning, had planned this moment
like a stage-manager. Fat Ed Meyers came heavily down the gangplank.
His hat was off. He was mopping the top of his head with a large, damp
handkerchief. His gaze swept over the busy landing-docks, darted
hither and thither, alighted on Emma McChesney with a shock, and rested
there. A distinct little shock went through that lady, too. But she
waited at the foot of her boat's gangway until the unbelievably nimble
Meyers reached her.

He was a fiery spectacle. His cheeks were distended, his eyes
protuberant. He wasted no words. They understood each other, those
two.

"Coming or going?"

"Going," replied Emma McChesney.

"Clean up this--this Bonez Areez, too?"

"Absolutely."

"Did, huh?"

Meyers stood a moment panting, his little eyes glaring into her calm
ones.

"Well, I beat you in Bahia, anyway." he boasted.

Emma McChesney snapped her fingers blithely.

"Bah, for Bahia!" She took a step or two up the gangplank, and turned.
"Good-by, Ed. And good luck. I can recommend the radishes, but pass
up the beef. Dangerous."

Fat Ed Meyers, still staring, began to stutter unintelligibly, his lips
moving while no words came. Emma McChesney held up a warning hand.

"Don't do that, Ed! Not in this climate! A man of your build, too!
I'm surprised. Consider the feelings of your firm!"

Fat Ed Meyers glared up at the white-clad, smiling, gracious figure.
His hands unclenched. The words came.

"Oh, if only you were a man for just ten minutes!" he moaned.

II

THANKS TO MISS MORRISSEY

It was Fat Ed Meyers, of the Sans-Silk Skirt Company, who first said
that Mrs. Emma McChesney was the Maude Adams of the business world. It
was on the occasion of his being called to the carpet for his failure