ere could be heard voices
uplifted in jocular remonstrance.
"Oh, I say, get a move on, somebody."
"ALL aboard."
"Say, I'll take root here pretty soon."
Some took malicious pleasure in starting false alarms.
"Ah, HERE we go."
"Off, at last."
"We're off."
Invariably these jokes fooled some one in the line. An old man, or some
old woman, nervous, hard of hearing, always gathered up the reins and
started off, only to be hustled and ordered back into the line by the
nearest marshal. This manoeuvre never failed to produce its effect of
hilarity upon those near at hand. Everybody laughed at the blunderer,
the joker jeering audibly.
"Hey, come back here."
"Oh, he's easy."
"Don't be in a hurry, Grandpa."
"Say, you want to drive all the rabbits yourself."
Later on, a certain group of these fellows started a huge "josh."
"Say, that's what we're waiting for, the 'do-funny.'"
"The do-funny?"
"Sure, you can't drive rabbits without the 'do-funny.'"
"What's the do-funny?"
"Oh, say, she don't know what the do-funny is. We can't start without
it, sure. Pete went back to get it."
"Oh, you're joking me, there's no such thing."
"Well, aren't we WAITING for it?"
"Oh, look, look," cried some women in a covered rig. "See, they are
starting already 'way over there."
In fact, it did appear as if the far extremity of the line was in
motion. Dust rose in the air above it.
"They ARE starting. Why don't we start?"
"No, they've stopped. False alarm."
"They've not, either. Why don't we move?"
But as one or two began to move off, the nearest marshal shouted
wrathfully:
"Get back there, get back there."
"Well, they've started over there."
"Get back, I tell you."
"Where's the 'do-funny?'"
"Say, we're going to miss it all. They've all started over there."
A lieutenant came galloping along in front of the line, shouting:
"Here, what's the matter here? Why don't you start?"
There was a great shout. Everybody simultaneously uttered a prolonged
"Oh-h."
"We're off."
"Here we go for sure this time."
"Remember to keep the alignment," roared the lieutenant. "Don't go too
fast."
And the marshals, rushing here and there on their sweating horses to
points where the line bulged forward, shouted, waving their arms: "Not
too fast, not too fast....Keep back here....Here, keep closer together
here. Do you want to let all the rabbits run back between you?"
A great confused sound
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