say these two in their pronouncements.
They were disliked; but more feared than hated. During the Zeppelin
scare Mr. Bolton, who was the humorist of Galvin House, had fixed a
notice to the drawing-room door, which read: "Zeppelin commanders are
requested to confine their attentions to rooms 8 and 18." Rooms 8 and
18 were those occupied by Miss Wangle and Mrs. Mosscrop-Smythe. There
had been a great fuss about this harmless and rather feeble joke; but
fortunately for Mr. Bolton, he had taken care to pin his jest on the
door when no one was looking, and he took the additional precaution of
being foremost in his denunciation of the bad taste shown by the person
responsible for the jest.
Patricia Brent was coming downstairs in response to the dinner-gong,
when, through the partly open door of the lounge, she overheard the
amiable remarks concerning herself. She passed quietly into the
dining-room and took her seat at the table in silence, mechanically
acknowledging the greetings of her fellow-guests.
At Galvin House the word "guest" was insisted upon. Mrs.
Craske-Morton, in announcing the advent of a new arrival, reached the
pinnacle of refinement. "We have another guest coming," she would say,
"a most interesting man," or "a very cultured woman," as the case might
be. When the man arrived without his interest, or the woman without
her culture, no one was disappointed; for no one had expected anything.
The conventions had been observed and that was all that mattered.
Dinner at Galvin House was rather a dismal affair. The separate tables
heresy, advocated by a progressive-minded guest, had been once and for
all discouraged by Miss Wangle, who announced that if separate tables
were introduced she, for one, would not stay.
"I remember the dear bishop once saying to me," she remarked, "'My
dear, if people can't say what they have to say at a large table and in
the hearing of others, then let it for ever remain unsaid.'"
"But if someone's dress is awry, or their hair is not on straight,
would you announce the fact to the whole table?" Patricia had
questioned with an innocence that was a little overdone.
Miss Wangle had glared; for she wore the most obvious auburn wig, which
failed to convince anyone, and served only to enhance the pallor of her
sharp features.
In consequence of the table arrangements, conversation during
meal-times was general--and dull. Mr. Bolton joked, Miss Wangle poured
vinegar on oil
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