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talk about love who know nothing at all about it." Christopher manfully repressed a smile. "Still, I have known quite intelligent persons do that. They make mistakes, I admit, but they don't know that they do; and so their ignorance is of the brand which the poet describes as bliss." "People who have never been in love should never talk about it," Elisabeth sagely remarked. "But, on the other hand, those who have been, as a rule, can't; so who is to conduct authorized conversations on this most interesting and instructive subject?" "The people who have been through it, and so know all about it," replied Elisabeth. "Allow me to point out that your wisdom for once is at fault. In the first place, I doubt if the man who is suffering from a specific disease is the suitable person to read a paper on the same before the College of Surgeons; and, in the second, I should say--for the sake of argument--that the man who has been through eternity and come out whole at the other end, knows as much about what eternity really means as--well, as you do. But tell me more about Mrs. Herbert and her peculiarities." "She is always bothering about what she calls the 'correct thing.' She has no peace in her life on account of her anxiety as to the etiquette of this world and the next--first to know it and then to be guided by it. I am sure that she wishes that the Bible had been written on the principle of that dreadful little book called Don't, which gives you a list of the solecisms you should avoid; she would have understood it so much better than the present system." "But you would call Miss Herbert a lady, wouldn't you?" Christopher asked. "Oh, yes; a perfect lady. She is even well-bred when she talks about her love affairs; and if a woman is a lady when she talks about her love affairs, she will be a lady in any circumstances. It is the most crucial test out." "Yes; I should have called Miss Herbert a perfect lady myself."' "That is the effect of Fox How; it always turned out ladies, whatever else it failed in." "But I thought you maintained that it failed in nothing!" "No more it did; but I threw that in as a sop to what's-his-name, because you are so horribly argumentative." Christopher was amused. Elisabeth was a perfect _chef_ in the preparing of such sops, as he was well aware; and although he laughed at himself for doing it (knowing that her present graciousness to him merely meant that she was du
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