NT.
At the _Pastry-School_, over against the _Compter_ in _Shovel-Ally_ in
_Wood-street_, near _Cheapside_; is Sold, a never failing Oyntment
that Cures the _GOUT_, altho the Party be reduced to his Crutches,and
that in two or three Days time; having often been found True by
Experience, to the great Ease and Comfort of many: It also Cures
_Rheumatick_ Pains. Likewise a Cure for the _Tooth-Ach_, which
Infallibly Cures without Drawing.
* * * * *
The Fifteen
COMFORTS
of
Whoring,
OR,
_The Pleasures of a Town-Life._
Dedicated to the Youth of the
present Age.
_By the Author of the Fifteen Comforts of Matrimony._
LONDON
Printed in the YEAR, 1706.
The PREFACE.
_I am in a little pain lest the Title shou'd give Offence to some,
whom I am unwilling to disoblige; yet I hope be more Judicious, when
they see the design will allow it both their Pardon and Approbation:
for 'tis more than a little odds, had I call'd it the Fifteen Plagues
of Whoring, whether the young Gentlemen most concerned in it, would
have given themselves the trouble to peruse it. As they are Children
in their Actions, they must be dealt with like Children, and have
their Horn-books Gi[*?]ou the back. This is all the Apology I have to
make; which I hope the Moral will explain, and supply all else that
might be said upon that Head. Among all other Debaucheries, as the
principal, and leading Vice, I shall begin with Whoring._
The Fifteen Comforts of Whoring
_The First Comfort of Whoring._
No sooner Youth throws off his Infant Plays,
The harmless Pastime of his happier Days
But past a Child, is still in Judgement so,
And studies first what he is not to know,
Pleasure and Sence his easie Soul entice,
Spurr'd forward by his Native Love to Vice:
A Mistress now his Fancy entertains,
And Youthful Vigour boils within his Brains.
The poor lost Maid he do's with Oaths intice;
And loads his Soul with twenty Thousand Lyes;
Promises Marriage,
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