[_Exeunt_.
(SCENE 3.)
_Enter Clowne, Constable and three watchmen_.
_Clown_. You[146] that are borne Pagans both by father and mother, the
true sonnes of Infidelity, sit downe by me your officiall, or to come
nearer to the efficacy of the word, your undermost Iaylor or staller;
--the word is Lordly and significant.
_Omnes_. O brave Master, yfaith.
_Clowne_. Therefore sit downe; and as by vertue of our place we have
Authority given, so let us as officers doe, knaves of our function as
of others; let us, I say, be unbounded in our Authority, having the
Lawes, I meane the Keyes, in our owne hands.
_Const_. Friend, friend, you are too forward in your Authority; your
command is limited where I am in place: for though you are the
Lieutenants man know, sir, that I am Master of the worke and Constable
Royall under the Kings Maiesty.
_Omnes_. Marry is hee.
_Const_. If their testimonie will not satisfie, here my Title: At this
place, in this time, and upon this occasion I am Prince over these
Publicans, Lord over these Larroones,[147] Regent of these Rugs,[148]
Viceroy over these Vagabonds, King of these Caterpillars; and indeed,
being a Constable, directly Soveraigne over these my Subiects.
2 _Off_. If all these stiles, so hard to climbe over, belong to the
office of a Constable, what kin is he to the Divell?
_Const_. Why to the Devill, my friend?
_Clown_. Ile tell you: because a Constable is King of Nights and the
other is Prince of Darknesse.
_Const_. Darke as it is, by the twilight of my Lanthorne methinks I see
a company of Woodcocks.
_2 Off_. How can you discerne them?
_Enter Epidophorus, Victoria and Bellina_.
_Clown_. Oh excellent well, by their bills: see, see, here comes the
Lieutenant.
_Epi_. Well sayd, my friends: you keep good watch, I see.
_Clown_. Yes, Sir, we Officers have breath as strong as Garlick: no
Christian by their good wills dare come neare us.
_Epi_. 'Tis well, forbeare.--
Oh, Madam, had you scene with what a vehemency
He did blaspheme the gods,
Like to a man pearcht on some lofty Spire
Amazed which way to relieve himselfe,
You would have stood, as did the King, amaz'd.
_Vict_. God grant him liberty,
And with that give us privacy; I doubt not
But our sweet conference shall work much on him.
_Epi_. _Iove_ grant it: Ile leave the roome.
[_Exit Epi_.
_Clown_. A Iaylor seldome lookes for a
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