ever, that if they had
known only half of what they did know, it would have been quite enough.
They both wanted to marry the King's daughter, for she had proclaimed
that she would have for her husband the man who knew best how to choose
his words.
Both prepared for the wooing a whole week, which was the longest time
allowed them; but, after all, it was quite long enough, for they both
had preparatory knowledge, and everyone knows how useful that is. One
knew the whole Latin dictionary and also three years' issue of the daily
paper of the town off by heart, so that he could repeat it all backwards
or forwards as you pleased. The other had worked at the laws of
corporation, and knew by heart what every member of the corporation
ought to know, so that he thought he could quite well speak on State
matters and give his opinion. He understood, besides this, how to
embroider braces with roses and other flowers, and scrolls, for he was
very ready with his fingers.
'I shall win the king's daughter!' they both cried.
Their old father gave each of them a fine horse; the one who knew the
dictionary and the daily paper by heart had a black horse, while the
other who was so clever at corporation law had a milk-white one. Then
they oiled the corners of their mouths so that they might be able to
speak more fluently. All the servants stood in the courtyard and saw
them mount their steeds, and here by chance came the third brother; for
the squire had three sons, but nobody counted him with his brothers,
for he was not so learned as they were, and he was generally called
'Blockhead-Hans.'
'Oh, oh!' said Blockhead-Hans. 'Where are you off to? You are in your
Sunday-best clothes!'
'We are going to Court, to woo the Princess! Don't you know what is
known throughout all the country side?' And they told him all about it.
'Hurrah! I'll go to!' cried Blockhead-Hans; and the brothers laughed at
him and rode off.
'Dear father!' cried Blockhead-Hans, 'I must have a horse too. What a
desire for marriage has seized me! If she will have me, she WILL have
me, and if she won't have me, I will have her.'
'Stop that nonsense!' said the old man. 'I will not give you a horse.
YOU can't speak; YOU don't know how to choose your words. Your brothers!
Ah! they are very different lads!'
'Well,' said Blockhead-Hans, 'if I can't have a horse, I will take the
goat which is mine; he can carry me!'
And he did so. He sat astride on the goat, str
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