involved, the opposing
counsel insisted that the legal effect of said Act was the creation
of a _new_ bank. Butterfield in reply insisted that "a new bank
had not been created, but simply the life of the old one prolonged.
A case in point, your Honor, precisely 'on all-fours' with this,
is the well-authenticated one of the good Hezekiah when the Lord
lengthened out his life fifteen years for meritorious conduct.
Now, sir, did he thereby make a _new_ Hezekiah, _or did he leave
him just the same old Hezekiah?"_
"GOING OUT WITH THE TIDE"
Soldier, lawyer, and wit was Colonel Phil Lee of Kentucky. When
it is borne in mind that he was of exceedingly small stature the
following incident--one he often related--will be appreciated.
Immediately upon attaining his majority he was a candidate for the
Legislature. On election day he was quietly seated on a barrel in
the room where the election for his precinct was being conducted, when
an old Deacon from the Tan Bark settlement came in to vote. His
choice for the State officers and for Sheriff was called out after
some little parleying as to who were the _best men,_ and the voter
was about to retire, when one of the judges said,
"Deacon, ain't you going to vote for a candidate for the
Legislature?"
"Yas, of course, I like to forgot all about that; who is running
for the Legislature?"
At which Phil, hopping down from the barrel, said, "Deacon, I am
a candidate."
"Who, _you?"_ inquired the Deacon--with half contemptuous gaze
at the diminutive-looking aspirant; then turning to the judge he
said, _"Just put me down for the other fellow!"_
Admitted to the bar at Shepherdsville in his native county of
Bullitt, when barely of age, his first appearance was as attorney for
the plaintiff in a breach-of-promise case of much local celebrity.
His speech held the jury and by-standers literally spellbound, and
it was confidently asserted that the classic banks of Salt River
will probably never witness such flights of eloquence again. At
its close Phil was warmly congratulated by an old Squire from
the "Rolling Fork."
"Phil, that was a mighty fine speech, a mighty fine speech, Phil, now
mind, I tell you. That speech reminded me of Henry Clay."
At the first mention of _that_ name, the Squire was promptly invited
out to take a drink. The first round of hospitality happily
concluded, Phil was in readiness for any additional observations
from the Squire.
"Yes, Phil, w
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