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gratify his highness. There used to be hearty laughter amongst the officers at the quaintness of the presents, and sometimes Tom Long would have been glad to evade his duty had he dared; for, he confided to Bob Roberts-- "It is so confoundedly ridiculous, you know. I don't mind taking him up a little case of a dozen champagne pints, but what do you think I had to take yesterday?" "I don't know," said Bob, laughing; "a pound of candles, perhaps." "No, not yesterday," cried Tom Long; "but I did have to take him a packet of composite candles, one day. Only fancy, you know, an officer in Her Majesty's service marching with a fatigue party, up to a palm-thatched barn, to take a coffee-coloured savage a packet of candles for a present!" "Mustn't look a gift horse in the mouth," said Bob, philosophically. "Present's a present, whether it's a pound of candles or a gold chain." "Bah! It's disgusting," said Tom Long. "It's enough to make a man want to part with his commission." "What'll you take for it, Tom Long? I think I should like a change. Or come, I'll swap with you. I'll turn ensign, and you take a go at the sea?" "Don't be absurd." "Certainly not; but come, you didn't tell me what you took up yesterday." "No," exclaimed Tom Long, flushing with annoyance; "but I will tell you, for it's a scandal and a disgrace to the service, and Mr Linton ought to be informed against. I actually, sir, had to march those men all along through that jungle with a box." "Box of what?" said Bob; "dominoes?" "No, sir," cried Tom Long. "A box containing two bottles of pickles." "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" roared Bob. "What were they? Walnuts, or onions?" "Neither," said Tom, with great dignity; "one was piccalilli, and the other mixed." "Well, I dare say he was very glad of them," said Bob. "I consider a good bottle of pickles, out in this benighted place, one of the greatest luxuries one could have." "Yes," said Tom Long, who had on a supercilious fit that day, "I suppose it would satisfy you." "All right, my noble friend," thought Bob to himself; "I'll take you down for that some day." They strolled out and about the fort together for a time, and then out to the upper end of the island; for though longing to go to the lower portion where the residency stood, both of them carefully avoided that part. But it so happened that soon after, when they directed their steps towards the landing-place, they f
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