have elbowed us from the wall to the gutter for
the sport of seeing M. Radisson's moccasins slimed.

"Egad," says M. Radisson, "an I spill not some sawdust out o' these
dolls, or cut their stay-strings, may the gutter take us for good and
all! Pardieu! An your wig's the latest fashion, the wits under 't don't
matter--"

"Have a care, sir," I warned, "here comes a fellow!"

'Twas a dandy in pink of fashion with a three-cornered hat coming over
his face like a waterspout, red-cheeked from carminative and with the
high look in his eyes of one who saw common folk from the top of church
steeple. His lips were parted enough to show his teeth; and I warrant
you my fine spark had posed an hour at the looking-glass ere he got his
neck at the angle that brought out the swell of his chest. He was
dressed in red plush with silk hose of the same colour and a square-cut,
tailed coat out of whose pockets stuck a roll of paper missives.

"Verse ready writ by some penny-a-liner for any wench with cheap smiles,"
says M. Radisson aloud.

But the fellow came on like a strutting peacock with his head in air.
Behind followed his page with cloak and rapier. In one hand our dandy
carried his white gloves, in the other a lace gewgaw heavy with musk,
which he fluttered in the face of every shopkeeper's daughter.

"Give the wall! Give the wall!" cries the page. "Give the wall to
Lieutenant Blood o' the Tower!"

"S'blood," says M. Radisson insolently, "let us send that snipe
sprawling!"

At that was a mighty awakening on the part of my fine gentleman.

"Blood is my name," says he. "Step aside!"

"An Blood is its name," retorts M. Radisson, "'tis bad blood; and I've a
mind to let some of it, unless the thing gets out of my way!"

With which M. Radisson whips out his sword, and my grand beau condescends
to look at us.

"Boy," he commands, "call an officer!"

"Boy," shouts M. Radisson, "call a chirurgeon to mend its toes!" and his
blade cut a swath across the dandy's shining pumps.

At that was a jump!

Whatever the beaux of King Charles's court may have been, they were not
cowards! Grasping his sword from the page, the fellow made at us. What
with the lashing of the coachmen riding post-haste to see the fray, the
jostling chairmen calling out "A fight! A fight!" and the 'prentices
yelling at the top of their voices for "A watch! A watch!" we had had it
hot enough then and there for M. Radisson's sport; but above the me