sand welcomes! Methinks,
this year, you have been absent, has been so tedious:--I hope, as you
have made a pleasant voyage, so you have brought your good humour back
again to court?
_Cel_. I never yet knew any company I could not be merry in,
except it were an old woman's.
_Ast_. Or at a funeral.
_Cel_. Nay, for that you shall excuse me; for I was never merrier
than I was at a creditor's of mine, whose book perished with him.
But what new beauties have you at court? How do Melissa's two fair
daughters?
_Ast_. When you tell me which of them you are in love with, I'll
answer you.
_Cel_. Which of them, naughty sister! what a question's there?
With both of them; with each and singular of them.
_Ast_. Bless me!--You are not serious?
_Cel_. You look, as if it were a wonder to see a man in love. Are
they not handsome?
_Ast_. Ay; but both together--
_Cel_. Ay, and both asunder; why, I hope there are but two of
them; the tall singing and dancing one, and the little innocent one?
_Ast_. But you cannot marry both?
_Cel_. No, nor either of them, I trust in Heaven: but I can keep
them company; I can sing and dance with them, and treat them; and
that, I take it, is somewhat better than musty marrying them. Marriage
is poor folks' pleasure, that cannot go to the cost of variety; but I
am out of danger of that with these two, for I love them so equally, I
can never make choice between them. Had I but one mistress, I might go
to her to be merry, and she, perhaps, be out of humour; there were a
visit lost: But here, if one of them frown upon me, the other will be
the more obliging, on purpose to recommend her own gaiety; besides a
thousand things that I could name.
_Ast_. And none of them to any purpose.
_Cel_. Well, if you will not be cruel to a poor lover, you might
oblige me, by carrying me to their lodgings.
_Ast_. You know I am always busy about the queen.
_Cel_. But once or twice only; 'till I am a little flushed in my
acquaintance with other ladies, and have learned to prey for myself. I
promise you I'll make all the haste I can to end the trouble, by being
in love somewhere else.
_Ast_. You would think it hard to be denied now?
_Cel_. And reason good. Many a man hangs himself for the loss of
one mistress: How do you think, then, I should bear the loss of two;
especially in a court, where, I think, beauty is but thin sown?
_Ast_. There's one Florimel, the queen's ward, a new beauty, as
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