and thimble; how it came there I don't know, but so it is. I
wish I knew it, but it is difficult. You'll make a capital bonnet; shall
we close?"
"What would the wages be?" I demanded.
"Why, to a first-rate bonnet, as I think you would prove, I could afford
to give from forty to fifty shillings a week."
"Is it possible?" said I.
"Good wages, a'n't they?" said the man.
"First-rate," said I; "bonneting is more profitable than reviewing."
"Anan?" said the man.
"Or translating; I don't think the Armenian would have paid me at that
rate for translating his Esop."
"Who is he?" said the man.
"Esop?"
"No, I know what that is, Esop's cant for a hunchback; but t'other?"
"You should know," said I.
"Never saw the man in all my life."
"Yes, you have," said I, "and felt him too; don't you remember the
individual from whom you took the pocket-book?"
"Oh, that was he? Well, the less said about that matter the better; I
have left off that trade, and taken to this, which is a much better.
Between ourselves, I am not sorry that I did not carry off that pocket-
book; if I had, it might have encouraged me in the trade, in which, had I
remained, I might have been lagged, sent abroad, as I had been already
imprisoned; so I determined to leave it off at all hazards, though I was
hard up, not having a penny in the world."
"And wisely resolved," said I; "it was a bad and dangerous trade; I
wonder you should ever have embraced it."
"It is all very well talking," said the man, "but there is a reason for
everything; I am the son of a Jewess, by a military officer,"--and then
the man told me his story. I shall not repeat the man's story, it was a
poor one, a vile one; at last he observed, "So that affair which you know
of determined me to leave the filching trade, and take up with a more
honest and safe one; so at last I thought of the pea and thimble, but I
wanted funds, especially to pay for lessons at the hands of a master, for
I knew little about it."
"Well," said I, "how did you get over that difficulty?"
"Why," said the man, "I thought I should never have got over it. What
funds could I raise? I had nothing to sell; the few clothes I had I
wanted, for we of the thimble must always appear decent, or nobody would
come near us. I was at my wits' end; at last I got over my difficulty in
the strangest way in the world."
"What was that?"
"By an old thing which I had picked up some time before--a bo
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