cTurk who ordered their hypothecation; and it was Beetle, returned from
Bideford, who flung them on the window-sill of Number Five study with
news that Bastable would advance but ninepence on the two; "Eric; or,
Little by Little," being almost as great a drug as "St. Winifred's."
"An' I don't think much of your aunt. We're nearly out of cartridges,
too--Artie, dear."

Whereupon Stalky rose up to grapple with him, but McTurk sat on Stalky's
head, calling him a "pure-minded boy" till peace was declared. As they
were grievously in arrears with a Latin prose, as it was a blazing July
afternoon, and as they ought to have been at a house cricket-match,
they began to renew their acquaintance, intimate and unholy, with the
volumes.

"Here we are!" said McTurk. "'Corporal punishment produced on Eric the
worst effects. He burned _not_ with remorse or regret'--make a note o'
that, Beetle--' but with shame and violent indignation. He glared'--oh,
naughty Eric! Let's get to where he goes in for drink."

"Hold on half a shake. Here's another sample. 'The Sixth,' he says,'is
the palladium of all public schools.' But this lot--" Stalky rapped the
gilded book--"can't prevent fellows drinkin' and stealin', an' lettin'
fags out of window at night, an'--an' doin' what they please. Golly,
what we've missed--not goin' to St. Winifred's!..."

"I'm sorry to see any boys of my house taking so little interest in
their matches."

Mr. Prout could move very silently if he pleased, though that is
no merit in a boy's eyes. He had flung open the study-door without
knocking--another sin--and looked at them suspiciously. "Very sorry,
indeed, I am to see you frowsting in your studies."

"We've been out ever since dinner, sir," said. McTurk wearily. One
house-match is just like another, and their "ploy" of that week happened
to be rabbit-shooting with saloon-pistols.

"I can't see a ball when it's coming, sir," said Beetle. "I've had my
gig-lamps smashed at the Nets till I got excused. I wasn't any good even
as a fag, then, sir."

"Tuck is probably your form. Tuck and brewing. Why can't you three take
any interest in the honor of your house?"

They had heard that phrase till they were wearied. The "honor of the
house" was Prout's weak point, and they knew well how to flick him on
the raw.

"If you order us to go down, sir, of course we'll go," said Stalky, with
maddening politeness. But Prout knew better than that. He had tried the
experiment