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an' eats up each other." And how nearly Curly was right about the "cannibiles"--at least, metaphorically--he doubtless never learned. "But, Curly," I asked, "didn't you have any fun? Must have hit up the theaters a few, didn't you, eh!" "Wall, I should say I shore did," he replied. "I shore went to a the-_a_-ter, but she didn't get my funny-bone busy none." "Why, Curly," I asked, "how's that?" "Wall, you see it's thisaway. When you turned me loose down to th' stockyards, I axed th' commission man what was th' ring-tailedest lally-cooler of a hotel in town, an' he tells me she's th' Palmer House. "Then I ropes a kid an' hobbles him with four bits long enough to run me through th' milling herd of short-horns as fer as th' Palmer. "On th' way I stops to a store an' buys a new hat, an' a pair o' high-heel boots, an' a new suit, shirt, an' red handkerchief, an' a little ol' humany war sack with a handle on her, an' inter her I puts my belt an' spurs. "Then, when I gets fixed up jest like them city folks, I pikes along to th' Palmer, an' in I goes. "An' she was a shore lally-cooler all right! More prittys about th' fixin' up o' that house that I'd allowed anything but a woman could pack. "Wall, when I got in I axed for Mr. Palmer, an' a little feller in sorta soldier-brass-button-clothes runs me up to a little close pen with a fence round her slicker than airy bar in Fort Worth--all glass an' shiny wood an' dandy stones. In that thar pen was a quick-talkin', smart-aleck feller, with a di'mond big as a engin' head-light staked out in th' middle of his bald-faced shirt. "That feller shore rubbed my hair th' wrong way th' minute he shot his mouth off, with: "'Wall, what kin I do for you, young feller?' "'_You_ cain't do a ding thing for me, Mr. Man,' I ups an' tells him. 'Hain't got nairy business with pikers like you-all. I don't git to Chicago often, but when I do I plays with nothin' but blue chips, an' bets th' limit every whirl.' "'Wall, what do you want, anyway?' he jerks out. "'Want to see Mr. Palmer; got some p'rticular business with him,' says I. "'Sorry, sir,' says he, 'Mr. Palmer ain't around this time of day. Is your business with him private?' "'I reckon she _are_ private,' says I; 'want to see him an' find out ef I kin git to stay all night in this yere _ho_tel of his'n.' "An' I reckon about that time that thar smart aleck must o' thought of somethin' powerful funny that'd
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