hippokrit or enny sort of a hippokrit
and he sed yes you have and i have it hear in
black and white and he shook a leter rite in my face.
so i sed i dont know what you meen. i havent rote
any leter about you and he sed i know it but your
misable son has ritten this atrosius epissle and you
shall pay for it sir, you shall pay for it. well all
the peeple in the store were lissening and i was a
geting mad and so i sed well decon i know you aint
drunk for you are to cussed meen to pay for a drink
and so i gess you must be crasy but to keep you
from going cleer out of your mind i will read the
leter and i was sirprized. but i tried to smooth it
over and sed now decon do you supose for one minit
that i ever thougt that of you, mutch less sed it?
and he sed yes sir that is jest what a man like you
wood say and think two. well i kep my temper
and tride to smooth him down but the more i tride
the mader he got and finally he told me i was a
defaimer of innosent persens and that he wood maik
me proove it in coart. then i got mad and sed look
hear you longnosed old vagrant, sue and be damned,
but i have heard enuf of your chin musick and if
you say 2 words moar i will smash that sankit
monious old snout of yours so flat that they wont be
able to see your ears. then i told him to go to hell
and i come home. but it was the bigest fool performance
to wright a leter like that i ever heard of
and if you ever do ennything again like that i will
tan the hide off of you.

i sed i woodent and i hoaped nobody wood say
enny more but jest then mother sed i hoap you
were moar cairful about the other leters and father
he sed what have you sent enny others and i sed yes
sir and he sed who elce did you wright to and i told
him and he sed what did you wright to Missis Peezly
and i sed i told her i was verry sorry for what i
hollered to Beany and asted her to forgive me, and
he sed are you sure and i sed yes sir hoap to die
and cross my throte. and he sed what did you wright
to Rody Shatuck and i sed i rote her jest about
the saim as i had rote to Missis Peezly and he asted
if i was sure and i sed hoap to die and cross my
throte. and he asted me what i rote to the minister
and i sed i asked him to forgive me becaus i douted
his word and for sassing him and he sed are you
sure and i sed hoap to die and cross my throte.

then he asted if i rote the same to the other peeple
and i sed yes ser and he sed well thank the good
lord you had mo