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, and sent it round. The boys contributed by force of habit, and contributed largely, because of the victory and the beer. And when the hat came back to the Giraffe, he stood holding it in front of him with both hands and stared blankly into it for a while. Then it dawned on him. "Blowed if I haven't bin an' gone an' took up a bloomin' collection for meself!" he said. He was almost a teetotaller, but he stood his shout in reason. He mostly drank ginger beer. "I ain't a feller that boozes, but I ain't got nothin' agen chaps enjoyin' themselves, so long as they don't go too far." It was common for a man on the spree to say to him: "Here! here's five quid. Look after it for me, Giraffe, will yer, till I git off the booze. "His real name was Bob Brothers, and his bush names, 'Long-'un,' 'The Giraffe,' 'Send-round-the-hat,' 'Chuck-in-a-bob,' and 'Ginger-ale.'" Some years before, camels and Afghan drivers had been imported to the Bourke district; the camels did very well in the dry country, they went right across country and carried everything from sardines to flooring-boards. And the teamsters loved the Afghans nearly as much as Sydney furniture makers love the cheap Chinese in the same line. They love 'em even as union shearers on strike love blacklegs brought up-country to take their places. Now the Giraffe was a good, straight unionist, but in cases of sickness or trouble he was as apt to forget his unionism, as all bushmen are, at all times (and for all time), to forget their creed. So, one evening, the Giraffe blundered into the Carriers' Arms--of all places in the world--when it was full of teamsters; he had his hat in his hand and some small silver and coppers in it. "I say, you fellers, there's a poor, sick Afghan in the camp down there along the--" A big, brawny bullock-driver took him firmly by the shoulders, or, rather by the elbows, and ran him out before any damage was done. The Giraffe took it as he took most things, good-humouredly; but, about dusk, he was seen slipping down towards the Afghan camp with a billy of soup. "I believe," remarked Tom Hall, "that when the Giraffe goes to heaven--and he's the only one of us, as far as I can see, that has a ghost of a show--I believe that when he goes to heaven, the first thing he'll do will be to take his infernal hat round amongst the angels--getting up a collection for this damned world that he left behind." "Well, I don't think there
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