spending a great deal less than he had
received[15] he had then purposely contrived the collapse, in order that
his villainy might go undetected.]

[A.D. 52-53]

About Narcissus there is a story of how openly, he used to make sport of
Claudius. One day when the latter was holding court the Bithynians raised
a great outcry against Junius Cilo, their governor, because, as
they asserted, he had taken very considerable bribes. Claudius not
understanding on account of their noise asked the bystanders what they
were saying. Thereupon, instead of telling him the truth, Narcissus said:
"They are expressing their gratitude to Junius." Claudius, believing him,
rejoined: "Why, he shall have charge of them two years more!"

Agrippina often attended her husband in public, when he was transacting
ordinary business, or when he was hearing ambassadors; she sat upon a
separate platform. This was surely one of the most remarkable sights of
the time.

On one occasion when a certain orator, Julius Gallicus, was pleading a
case, Claudius grew vexed and ordered that he be cast into the Tiber,
near the banks of which he chanced to be holding court. Domitius Afer,
who as an advocate had the greatest ability of his contemporaries, made
a very neat joke on this. A man whom Gallicus had disappointed came to
Domitius for assistance, whereupon the latter said to him: "And who told
you I could swim better than he can?"

Later Claudius fell sick, and Nero entered the senate to promise a
horse-race in case Claudius should regain his health. Agrippina was
leaving no stone unturned to make him popular with the masses and to
cause him to be regarded as the only natural successor to the imperial
throne. Hence it was that she selected the equestrian contest, on which
they doted especially, for Nero to promise in the event of Claudius's
recovery (an outcome against which she sincerely prayed).--Again, after
instigating a riot over the sale of bread she persuaded Claudius to make
known to the populace by public bulletin and to write to the senate
that, if he should die, Nero was fully capable of administering public
interests. In consequence of this he became a power and his name was on
everybody's lips, whereas in regard to Britannicus numbers did not know
of his existence and all others regarded him as idiotic and epileptic;
for this was the declaration that Agrippina gave out.--Well, Claudius
became convalescent and Nero