ere, sir.
_Falstaff_.--Shadow, whose son art thou?
_Shadow_.--My mother's son, sir.
_Falstaff_.--Thy mother's son! Like enough, and thy father's shadow.
Prick him. Shadow will serve for summer.
_Shallow_.--Thomas Wart!
_Falstaff_.--Where's he?
_Wart_.--Here, sir!
_Falstaff_.--Is thy name Wart?
_Wart_.--Yea, sir.
_Falstaff_.--Thou art a very ragged wart.
_Shallow_.--Ha, ha, ha! Shall I prick him down, Sir John?
_Falstaff_.--It were superfluous; for his apparel is built upon his
back and the whole frame stands upon pins; prick him no more.
_Shallow_.--Ha, ha, ha! you can do it, sir; you can do it; I commend
you well.--Francis Feeble.
_Feeble_.--Here, sir.
_Falstaff_.--What trade art thou, Feeble?
_Feeble_.--I'm a woman's tailor, sir.
_Falstaff_.--Well, good woman's tailor, wilt thou make as many holes
in an enemy's battle as thou hast done in a woman's petticoat?
_Feeble_.--I will do my good will, sir; you can have no more.
_Falstaff_.--Well said, good woman's tailor! Well said, courageous
Feeble! Thou wilt be as valiant as the wrathful dove, or most magnanimous
mouse. Prick me the woman's tailor well, Master Shallow; deep, Master
Shallow.
_Feeble_.--I would Wart might have gone, too, sir.
_Falstaff_.--I would thou wert a man's tailor, that thou mightst mend
him and make him fit to go. Let that suffice, most forcible Feeble.
_Feeble_.--It shall suffice, sir.
_Falstaff_.--I am bound to thee, reverend Feeble. Who is next?
_Shallow_.--Peter Bullcalf, o' the green.
_Falstaff_.--Yea, marry, let's see Bullcalf.
_Bullcalf_.--Here, sir.
_Falstaff_.--Fore God, a likely fellow! Come, prick me Bullcalf till
he roar again.
_Bullcalf_.--O Lord! Good my lord captain,--
_Falstaff_.--What, dost thou roar before thou art pricked?
_Bullcalf_.--O Lord, sir! I'm a diseased man.
_Falstaff_.--What disease hast thou?
_Bullcalf_.--A terrible cold, sir, a cough, sir.
_Falstaff_.--Come, thou shalt go to the wars in a gown. We will have
away with thy cold. Is here all?
_Shallow_.--Here is two more than your number. You must have but four
here, sir; and so, I pray you, go in with me to dinner.
_Falstaff_.--Come, I will go drink with you.
(_Exit Sir John and Justice Shallow_.)
_Bullcalf_.--(_Approaching Bardolph_.) Good Master Corporate
Bardolph, stand my friend; and here's four Harry ten shillings in French
crowns for you. In very truth, sir, I'd as lief be hanged, s
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