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ed therein, Like sculptured saint in holy shrine, All free from guile and sin. And, heaven forgive! I did adore With more than pilgrim's zeal; And then thy smile----But oh! no more! No more may I reveal. Enough--we're parted----Both must own The accursed power of gold. I wander through the world _alone_; _Thou_ hast been bought and sold. _Blackwood's Magazine._ * * * * * It would be a very pleasant thing, if literary productions could be submitted to something like chemical analysis,--if we could separate the merit of a book, as we can the magnesia of Epsom salts, by a simple practical application of the doctrine of affinities. * * * * * THE GATHERER A snapper up of unconsidered trifles. SHAKSPEARE. * * * * * A GOOD FELLOW. The secretary of a literary society being requested to draw up "_a definition of a good fellow_," applied to the members of the club, individually, for such hints as they could furnish, when, he received the following:-- Mr. _Golightly_.--A good fellow is one who rides blood horses, drives four-in-hand, speaks when he's spoken to, sings when he's asked, always turns his back on a dun, and never on a friend. Mr. _Le Blanc_.--A good fellow is one who studies deep, reads trigonometry, and burns love songs; has a most cordial aversion for dancing and D'Egville, and would rather encounter a cannon than a fancy ball. Hon. _G. Montgomery_.--A good fellow is one who abhors moralists and mathematics, and adores the classics and Caroline Mowbray. Sir _T. Wentworth_.--A good fellow is one who attends the Fox-dinners, who goes to the Indies to purchase independence, and would rather encounter a buffalo than a boroughmonger. Mr. _M. Sterling_.--A good fellow is a good neighbour, a good citizen, a good relation; in short, a good man. Mr. _M. Farlane_.--A good fellow is a bonnie braw John Hielandman. Mr. _O'Connor_.--A good fellow is one who talks loud and swears louder; cares little about learning, and less about his neckcloth; loves whiskey, patronizes bargemen, and wears nails in his shoes. Mr. _Musgrave_.--A good fellow is prime--flash--and bang-up. Mr. _Burton_.--A good fellow is one who knows "what's what," keeps accounts, and studies Cocker. Mr. _Rowley_.--A good fellow likes turtle and cold punc
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