olitics. Ever since the public services have been manned by
Chinese, the country has been well and honestly governed. What more is
needed?
BURGE-LUBIN. What I cant make out is that China is one of the worst
governed countries on earth.
CONFUCIUS. No. It was badly governed twenty years ago; but since we
forbade any Chinaman to take part in our public services, and imported
natives of Scotland for that purpose, we have done well. Your
information here is always twenty years out of date.
BURGE-LUBIN. People don't seem to be able to govern themselves. I cant
understand it. Why should it be so?
CONFUCIUS. Justice is impartiality. Only strangers are impartial.
BURGE-LUBIN. It ends in the public services being so good that the
Government has nothing to do but think.
CONFUCIUS. Were it otherwise, the Government would have too much to do
to think.
BURGE-LUBIN. Is that any excuse for the English people electing a
parliament of lunatics?
CONFUCIUS. The English people always did elect parliaments of lunatics.
What does it matter if your permanent officials are honest and
competent?
BURGE-LUBIN. You do not know the history of this country. What would my
ancestors have said to the menagerie of degenerates that is still called
the House of Commons? Confucius: you will not believe me; and I do not
blame you for it; but England once saved the liberties of the world by
inventing parliamentary government, which was her peculiar and supreme
glory.
CONFUCIUS. I know the history of your country perfectly well. It proves
the exact contrary.
BURGE-LUBIN. How do you make that out?
CONFUCIUS. The only power your parliament ever had was the power of
withholding supplies from the king.
BURGE-LUBIN. Precisely. That great Englishman Simon de Montfort--
CONFUCIUS. He was not an Englishman: he was a Frenchman. He imported
parliaments from France.
BURGE-LUBIN [_surprised_] You dont say so!
CONFUCIUS. The king and his loyal subjects killed Simon for forcing his
French parliament on them. The first thing British parliaments always
did was to grant supplies to the king for life with enthusiastic
expressions of loyalty, lest they should have any real power, and be
expected to do something.
BURGE-LUBIN. Look here, Confucius: you know more history than I do, of
course; but democracy--
CONFUCIUS. An institution peculiar to China. And it was never really a
success there.
BURGE-LUBIN. But the Habeas Corpus Act!
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